ma and pa

[mew2]

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to
ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Then he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She
calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"

The old man hangs up and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're
coming for Christmas and paying their own fares."

[historyteach]

One way to get the kids to visit, huh???
And on the cheap, no less!
Shalom!

[abtchonamission]

I love it!!

I'll have to remember that when my kids are grown and on their own.