Before and after falling in love

Before-"You take my breath away." After-"I feel like I'm suffocating."

Before-Twice a night. After-Twice a month.

Before-"She loves the way I
take control of a situation." After-"She calls me a
controlling and manipulative."

Before-Ricky & Lucy After-Fred & Ethel

Before-Saturday Night Live After-Monday Night Football

Before-"He makes me feel like
a million dollars." After-"If I had a dime for every
stupid thing he's done."

Before-"Don't stop." After-"Don't start."

Before-The Sound of Music. After-The Sound of Silence.

Before-"Is that all you are eating?" After-"Maybe you should just
have a salad, honey."

Before-It's like living a dream. After-It's a nightmare.

Before-$60/dozen. After-$1.50/stem.

Before-Turbo-charged. After-Needs a jump-start.

Before-"We agree on everything." After-"Doesn't she have a
mind of her own?"

Before-Victoria's Secret. After-Fruit of the Loom.

Before-Feathers and handcuffs. After-Ball and chain.

Before-Idol. After-Idle.

Before-"He's lost without me." After-"Why can't he ask for directions?"

Before-"When we’re together,
time stands still." After-"This relationship
is going nowhere."

Before-Croissant and cappuccino. After-Bagels and instant coffee.

Before-Oysters. After-Fishsticks.

Before-"I can hardly believe
we found each other." After-"How the hell did I end
up with someone like you?"