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Old 11-24-2004, 08:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Blonde and the Jigsaw Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,

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"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Old 11-24-2004, 05:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm e-mailing this to my daughter-in-law. Thankfully she lives 350 miles away!

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Old 11-24-2004, 05:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was hillarious.
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Old 11-24-2004, 06:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey... I resemble that joke!!

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