Investment for Retirement

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Subject: Investing for Retirement


INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth

$49.00.
-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

With Enron,

you would have had

$16.50

left of the original $1,000.00.

-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

With WorldCom,

you would have had less than

$5.00 left.

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had

$214.00.

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

Based on the above,
current investment advice is to
drink heavily and
recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

(Sorry, the pics didn't come out; still funny though! )