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10-29-2004, 01:32 PM

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you *******.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

Peaches04 · 10-29-2004, 02:13 PM

Is that a problem?

haha! Thanks Doug!

namommy · 10-29-2004, 02:17 PM

At least you understand your place in this world. lol

abtchonamission · 10-29-2004, 02:29 PM

NOW you're getting it!

**DesertEyes** · 10-29-2004, 02:33 PM

ROTFLMAO

Mike :-)

splendra · 10-29-2004, 02:38 PM

Why men can't win.......because they are not qualified

**Ann** · 10-29-2004, 03:59 PM

You have a problem with this???

lonlion · 10-29-2004, 04:49 PM

I actually understand where this is coming from. I see why some men just give up trying. Very sad.

On the other hand, there are things us women could write equally true about men.

Chy · 10-29-2004, 04:53 PM

You get an A+ today Doug!! *LOL*

10-29-2004, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Why Men Can't Win If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you *******. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

10-29-2004, 02:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
namommy Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Never, Never land Posts: 2,851 Blog Entries: 1	At least you understand your place in this world. lol __________________ I came into this program to save my a** and found out it was attached to my soul. -- Anonymous

10-29-2004, 02:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	NOW you're getting it! __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

10-29-2004, 02:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
splendra the girl can't help it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: splendraville Posts: 5,495 Blog Entries: 3	Why men can't win.......because they are not qualified __________________ nice has a hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

10-29-2004, 03:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	You have a problem with this??? __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

10-29-2004, 02:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Peaches04 Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Carrollton TX Posts: 466	Is that a problem? haha! Thanks Doug!

10-29-2004, 02:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
DesertEyes Starting over Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Starting over all over again Posts: 3,111	ROTFLMAO Mike :-)

10-29-2004, 04:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
lonlion Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 423	I actually understand where this is coming from. I see why some men just give up trying. Very sad. On the other hand, there are things us women could write equally true about men. __________________ WHEN WE SPEND TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR, IT TAKES OUR FOCUS OFF THE ROAD AHEAD, AND WE CAN CRASH

10-29-2004, 04:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,867	You get an A+ today Doug!! LOL

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