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Old 10-19-2004, 04:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Underwear is Important!!

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT (this happened in Florida)

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your
vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
down
in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while
he
fixed the car
in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts
into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On
regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to

have three stitches in his forehead.

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Now that was funny!!!
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one more reason why the light should be on *LOL*

You would think she would know her own husband *LOL*
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Thanks for the lightbulb moment best. LOL
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