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Gooch · 10-04-2004, 07:34 AM

A woman arrives home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh, my God! Really? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

lonlion · 10-04-2004, 07:39 AM

Good one Gooch!

MootPoint · 10-04-2004, 03:41 PM

LOL Gooch

**best** · 10-04-2004, 11:20 PM

ot oh!

Now I think I understand why I get upset when she goes to the track or plays the slot machines *LOL*

10-04-2004, 07:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gooch Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: out there... Posts: 2,668	Lottery A woman arrives home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband says, "Oh, my God! Really? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

10-04-2004, 07:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
lonlion Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 422	Good one Gooch! __________________ WHEN WE SPEND TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR, IT TAKES OUR FOCUS OFF THE ROAD AHEAD, AND WE CAN CRASH

10-04-2004, 03:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
MootPoint we're all mad here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: a padded room with bars Posts: 1,687	LOL Gooch __________________ The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. ---------Terry Pratchett

10-04-2004, 11:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,190	ot oh! Now I think I understand why I get upset when she goes to the track or plays the slot machines LOL __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

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