News Conference in Tallahassee

Gov. Jeb Bush held a special news conference in Tallahassee today
to inform the people of Florida of new state symbols. The changes take
effect immediately and must be implemented by all official agencies.
The changes are as follows:

1. The Florida State Flag will now be a blue tarp...............

2. The license plate symbol of two oranges will be replaced by a
chain saw.

3. The new State song will be "Blowing in the wind"

4. The state motto will now be..."Oh my God, Here comes another one!"

5. The new state beverage will be............anything with an
alcohol base!


6. The new State tree will be ..............any that are left
standing at the end of hurricane season!

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Doug -

Where do you find this stuff???? I find myself coming back to this forum just to see what you've added.