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09-25-2004, 03:41 PM

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

1. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode.

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degadar · 09-25-2004, 03:51 PM

Dear Doug,

I have not had a drink for a considerable period of time, but I still suffer from regular rug burns. Should I seek professional help?

Worried of Derby

Gabe · 09-25-2004, 04:12 PM

Deg, get some polysporin. It's great for rug burn. Professional help is always an option, but that will help in the meantime.

Chy · 09-25-2004, 04:14 PM

Dear Doug,
My hubby tells me I can't sing, I still think I can, do I have a problem?
I got pregnant while drinking, do I still have to keep them now that I quit?
ohhhhh Doug, I love you man!!

Gooch · 09-25-2004, 06:20 PM

I might enjoy the occasional rug burn as long as it's the 'splicable kind.

degadar · 09-25-2004, 06:28 PM

I've found a cure at softrugs dot com

stick one of those in front of the open fire and bob's your auntie's live in lover

Gabe · 09-25-2004, 06:44 PM

The 'splicable kind is always the best.

abtchonamission · 09-25-2004, 07:47 PM

I find that rug burns can be avoided if you put a nice soft fluffy comforter down first. I found that back rubs lead to rug burns.

lulu70 · 09-29-2004, 06:04 AM

I don't know about those rugburns, but I also got pregnant while drinking, but I don't want to give her back!!!! LOL

Hugs--

09-25-2004, 03:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Alcohol Warnings 9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. 8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back. 7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. 4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. 1. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode. :friday:

09-25-2004, 07:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	I find that rug burns can be avoided if you put a nice soft fluffy comforter down first. I found that back rubs lead to rug burns. __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

09-29-2004, 06:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
lulu70 We all need each other. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The road of happy destiny. Posts: 2,294	I don't know about those rugburns, but I also got pregnant while drinking, but I don't want to give her back!!!! LOL Hugs-- __________________ "You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.....do the thing you think you cannot do." ~Eleanor Roosevelt

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09-25-2004, 03:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
degadar Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: UK Posts: 318	Dear Doug, I have not had a drink for a considerable period of time, but I still suffer from regular rug burns. Should I seek professional help? Worried of Derby

09-25-2004, 04:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gabe Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,955	Deg, get some polysporin. It's great for rug burn. Professional help is always an option, but that will help in the meantime.

09-25-2004, 04:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,867	Dear Doug, My hubby tells me I can't sing, I still think I can, do I have a problem? I got pregnant while drinking, do I still have to keep them now that I quit? ohhhhh Doug, I love you man!!

09-25-2004, 06:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gooch Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: out there... Posts: 2,654	I might enjoy the occasional rug burn as long as it's the 'splicable kind.

09-25-2004, 06:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
degadar Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: UK Posts: 318	I've found a cure at softrugs dot com stick one of those in front of the open fire and bob's your auntie's live in lover

09-25-2004, 06:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gabe Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,955	The 'splicable kind is always the best.

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