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historyteach · 09-08-2004, 04:30 PM

Science vs. Creation

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist prays to Him.

"God, we don't need You anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words we can now do what You did in the beginning."

"Oh, is that so? Tell Me....." replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life
into it, thus, creating man."

"Well, that's very interesting.....show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.

"No, no, no...." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt." :scratchch

**Ann** · 09-08-2004, 05:18 PM

:scratchch Yup, uh-huh, I LIKE that one. :amsmiling

09-08-2004, 05:49 PM

Lol!

junem · 09-08-2004, 07:30 PM

Supposedly we were made from dirt, we tend to create dirt, we are forever cleaning dirt,we enjoy hearing the dirt. It seems life is very dirty business!

Gooch · 09-09-2004, 06:05 AM

lol good one Teach!

09-08-2004, 04:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Who says we know it all! Science vs. Creation God is sitting in heaven when a scientist prays to Him. "God, we don't need You anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words we can now do what You did in the beginning." "Oh, is that so? Tell Me....." replies God. "Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus, creating man." "Well, that's very interesting.....show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. "No, no, no...." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt." :scratchch __________________ IMAGINE

09-08-2004, 05:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	:scratchch Yup, uh-huh, I LIKE that one. :amsmiling __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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09-08-2004, 05:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Morning Glory Guest Posts: n/a	Lol!

09-08-2004, 07:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
junem Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: toronto, ontario, canada Posts: 224	Supposedly we were made from dirt, we tend to create dirt, we are forever cleaning dirt,we enjoy hearing the dirt. It seems life is very dirty business!

09-09-2004, 06:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gooch Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: out there... Posts: 2,654	lol good one Teach!

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