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08-22-2004, 10:04 AM

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
five minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving me a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse poop ! .

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

Dan · 08-22-2004, 11:02 AM

I'm going to try that next time!

**Ann** · 08-22-2004, 12:15 PM

Excellent as usual, Doug, LOL.

1Marty · 08-22-2004, 08:53 PM

I was wondering why all those tickets were on my windshield.

Now I know. Thanks Doug! :ugh2:

Paulie · 08-23-2004, 09:01 AM

Joke or reality? Doug?????????

08-23-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Paulie

Joke or reality? Doug?????????

Wha'chu think!?

Gabe · 08-23-2004, 05:40 PM

Me, it never even crossed my mind that it wasn't a true story.

Paulie · 08-23-2004, 05:47 PM

!

08-22-2004, 10:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Parking ticket I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving me a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse poop ! . He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

08-22-2004, 12:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Glop 2:Glops Revenge Champion! Ray Ray Shuffle Champion! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 18,168	Excellent as usual, Doug, LOL. __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

08-23-2004, 09:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,778	Joke or reality? Doug????????? __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

08-23-2004, 05:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,778	! __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

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08-22-2004, 11:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,723	I'm going to try that next time!

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1Marty Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: God's Grace Posts: 689	I was wondering why all those tickets were on my windshield. Now I know. Thanks Doug! :ugh2:

08-23-2004, 05:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gabe Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,959	Me, it never even crossed my mind that it wasn't a true story.

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