Fishing or Not

[HarryH]

> > A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts to
read her book.
> >
> > Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> >
> > "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't it obvious?")
> >
> > "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
> >
> > "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
> >
> > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> >
> > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman
.>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> >
> > "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
> >
> > "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> >
> > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.
> >