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Gooch · 08-15-2004, 06:28 PM

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.

He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the
doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a
sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do him Doctor?

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

2dayzmuse · 08-15-2004, 06:50 PM

Ahhhhh...yes, what is commonly known as pitching a tent. It's a shame the boy scouts in Canada, are going to miss out on this camping experience.

2dayzmuse · 08-21-2004, 02:25 AM

I can't believe I said that??? Oh my??? Goodness!!!

08-15-2004, 06:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gooch Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: out there... Posts: 2,654	bad sunburn A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do him Doctor? "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

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08-15-2004, 06:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
2dayzmuse Paused Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Posts: 5,094	Ahhhhh...yes, what is commonly known as pitching a tent. It's a shame the boy scouts in Canada, are going to miss out on this camping experience.

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