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JaySee · 08-01-2004, 04:45 PM

A White Horse walks into a pub.

The barman says "Why the long face.?"

The White Horse says "Beer please"

The barman says "We've got a whiskey named after you"

The White Horse says "What, Eric.?"

(Old ones are the best)

Dan · 08-01-2004, 05:14 PM

Eric?

**Ann** · 08-01-2004, 05:45 PM

pssst Dan...the horse's name was Eric, LOL. (It's a British humour thing ya know?)

Dan · 08-01-2004, 05:48 PM

I know Ann, I was just playing stupid 'cause Doug played me for a fool yesterday

Gooch · 08-01-2004, 06:03 PM

Quote:

I've got a license for me pet dog Eric and a license for me pet cat Eric.

I love Monty Python..

Dan · 08-01-2004, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooch

I love Monty Python..

Say no more.

Gooch · 08-01-2004, 08:10 PM

nudge nudge wink wink ..

Dan · 08-01-2004, 08:26 PM

Do you have any Camenbert?

KelKel · 08-01-2004, 08:56 PM

Well I have to admit that I had to read this one few times before i got it....

Gooch · 08-01-2004, 09:02 PM

this is a cheese shop in't it?

Dan · 08-01-2004, 09:04 PM

You sold me a dead parrot, you did.
Oh, and I'll have some spam and eggs.

Mogqua · 08-01-2004, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooch

this is a cheese shop in't it?

No ! You came in here for a good argument!

(Date Monty Python and you wind up in Brazil!!)

Dan · 08-01-2004, 09:24 PM

It's just a flesh wound.

Gooch · 08-01-2004, 09:42 PM

Ima vacuous and whater n' a fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.. you want to complain ? look at these shoes, I've only had 'em three weeks and the heels are woorn right threugh. If ya complain nuthin 'appens you may as well nut bother.

**best** · 08-01-2004, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerousDan

It's just a flesh wound.

Loved that one *LOL*

Eh get back ere I still ave one good arm.

Dan · 08-02-2004, 08:01 AM

Yo'r wife... Is she a go'er?

Mogqua · 08-02-2004, 11:21 AM

Where has the fishy gone?

Gooch · 08-03-2004, 08:18 AM

"He's a lumberjack and he's ok"

Dan · 08-03-2004, 08:58 AM

Bring out your dead.

Dan · 08-06-2004, 10:23 AM

Spot the looney.

Gooch · 08-06-2004, 01:29 PM

Whay shud I be tarred wit tha epithet looney merely because I 'ave a bleedin' fish fer a pet?

Dan · 08-06-2004, 02:13 PM

Who's Brian?

Mogqua · 08-06-2004, 02:15 PM

Because Gooch:

"Every sperm is sacred"

08-01-2004, 04:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
JaySee Choosing Life Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: London Posts: 888	Horse A White Horse walks into a pub. The barman says "Why the long face.?" The White Horse says "Beer please" The barman says "We've got a whiskey named after you" The White Horse says "What, Eric.?" (Old ones are the best) __________________ I told these guys I could now drink socially →

08-01-2004, 05:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 15,164	pssst Dan...the horse's name was Eric, LOL. (It's a British humour thing ya know?) __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

08-02-2004, 11:21 AM	#17 (permalink)
Mogqua Extremity Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere, out over that away Posts: 192	Oh Fishy Fishy! Where has the fishy gone?

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Gooch Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: out there... Posts: 2,668	this is a cheese shop in't it?

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Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,753	You sold me a dead parrot, you did. Oh, and I'll have some spam and eggs.

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Gooch Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: out there... Posts: 2,668	Ima vacuous and whater n' a fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.. you want to complain ? look at these shoes, I've only had 'em three weeks and the heels are woorn right threugh. If ya complain nuthin 'appens you may as well nut bother.

08-02-2004, 08:01 AM	#16 (permalink)
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Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,753	Spot the looney.

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Gooch Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: out there... Posts: 2,668	Whay shud I be tarred wit tha epithet looney merely because I 'ave a bleedin' fish fer a pet?

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