Blonde Horseback!

>A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
>no prior lessons or experience.
>
>Cindy mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
>motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Cindy begins to slip
>from the saddle.
>
>In terror, Cindy grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
>grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down
>the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly uneffected by
>its slipping rider.
>
>Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
>throw herself to safety. Unfortunatley, her foot has become entangled in the
>stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. Her head is
>struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the
>ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when.........
>
>................................................. .................................................. ..........the supermarket manager runs out and shuts the horse off."