Rent-a-Sponsor!!!!!!???????? - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Dan · 07-16-2004, 04:30 PM

I googled to find some Sponsorship related pages.
I came accross this. And it is not from an AA hate site

How to Rent an AA Sponsor

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Are you tired of being told like it is? Still looking for that easier, softer way? Had enough of that same old time - tested direction?

NO READING! NO WRITING! NO DEADLINES! STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE:

Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the Big Book or Steps!
Co - signing your excuses and rationalizations!
Work only the Steps YOU want, in the order YOU choose!
Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it!
Why "walk the walk" when you can just "talk the talk?"
Why save your ass at the cost of losing your face?
Remember, it's better to LOOK good than to FEEL good
FOURTH STEP WRITING SERVICE NOW AVAILABLE!

YES, WE WILL TAKE YOUR INVENTORY FOR YOU!!

At Rent - A - Sponsor we understand how UNIQUE you are!

HALF MEASURES ARE OUR SPECIALTY!

Call 1-900-O-POOR-ME Call now and receive a free copy of "Staying Sober on War Stories Alone!"

Rule 62 stuff...

KelKel · 07-16-2004, 07:31 PM

Chy · 07-16-2004, 07:34 PM

To funny!! How much? *LOL*

2dayzmuse · 07-16-2004, 07:42 PM

Quote:

FOURTH STEP WRITING SERVICE NOW AVAILABLE!

Great... now you tell me. Guess who's finishing up her fourth step? I'm getting writer's cramp. I'm working on my sex list.

Any suggestions?

I'm making it easy here. :joke: Easy comeback.

Just kidding, or am I?

Talia

1Marty · 07-16-2004, 09:24 PM

Great!!! :icon16:

07-16-2004, 04:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	Rent-a-Sponsor!!!!!!???????? I googled to find some Sponsorship related pages. I came accross this. And it is not from an AA hate site How to Rent an AA Sponsor -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you tired of being told like it is? Still looking for that easier, softer way? Had enough of that same old time - tested direction? NO READING! NO WRITING! NO DEADLINES! STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE: Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the Big Book or Steps! Co - signing your excuses and rationalizations! Work only the Steps YOU want, in the order YOU choose! Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it! Why "walk the walk" when you can just "talk the talk?" Why save your ass at the cost of losing your face? Remember, it's better to LOOK good than to FEEL good FOURTH STEP WRITING SERVICE NOW AVAILABLE! YES, WE WILL TAKE YOUR INVENTORY FOR YOU!! At Rent - A - Sponsor we understand how UNIQUE you are! HALF MEASURES ARE OUR SPECIALTY! Call 1-900-O-POOR-ME Call now and receive a free copy of "Staying Sober on War Stories Alone!" Rule 62 stuff...

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