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True Blue · 05-22-2004, 12:21 PM

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.

He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.

The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.

He forced himself to remove his hand.

Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, and you will find glory".

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How is holy water made? They boil the hell out of it.

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ted · 05-22-2004, 02:25 PM

WHAT KIND OF MEAT DOES A PREIST EAT ON FRIDAY?????
NUN!!!!

Dan · 05-22-2004, 03:00 PM

As a recovering catholic, I just want to say thank you for that Janet!

biglaugh:

True Blue · 05-22-2004, 04:53 PM

Hear about the Catholic Women's Orchestra?
It had to break up when their rhythm section got knocked up?

Dan · 05-22-2004, 05:03 PM

Yeah, the rhythm method works wonders...

True Blue · 05-22-2004, 05:29 PM

What's the name of the new Catholic sperm bank?
"Kingdom Come."

I hope I don't get

for that one.

05-22-2004, 12:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
True Blue Pray For Our Troops Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,138	A Priest was driving along A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, and you will find glory". --------------------------------------------------- How is holy water made? They boil the hell out of it. ---------------------------------------------------- __________________ Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles." Samuel Smiles

05-22-2004, 02:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
ted OH SH!T Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: RICHMOND,VIRGINIA- Posts: 1,655	WHAT KIND OF MEAT DOES A PREIST EAT ON FRIDAY????? NUN!!!! __________________ ... ... ...

05-22-2004, 05:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
True Blue Pray For Our Troops Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,138	What's the name of the new Catholic sperm bank? "Kingdom Come." I hope I don't getfor that one. __________________ Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles." Samuel Smiles

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05-22-2004, 03:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	As a recovering catholic, I just want to say thank you for that Janet! biglaugh:

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True Blue Pray For Our Troops Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,138	Hear about the Catholic Women's Orchestra? It had to break up when their rhythm section got knocked up?

05-22-2004, 05:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	Yeah, the rhythm method works wonders...

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