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True Blue · 05-22-2004, 11:53 AM

The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House", by the time he
reached home.

He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife answered: "The f***ing funeral director"

splendra · 05-22-2004, 11:59 AM

dotcom · 05-22-2004, 01:04 PM

bwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

amen to that!

Dan · 05-22-2004, 01:20 PM

Janet

!
Splendra, that avatar is amazing.

ted · 05-22-2004, 02:21 PM

:dead1: ouch.

tryinagain · 05-22-2004, 06:15 PM

My wife who is also a member of this site bought me a t-shirt while shopping for my daughters prom. It says "I have the dick therefore I make the rules". I cracked up and understand what she means. It is ok to be a man and women need to understand that too. Wer are full of testerone and power, we dont really understand anything from any other standpoint than that. Its a guy thing.
Roy

05-22-2004, 11:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
True Blue Pray For Our Troops Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,138	Man of The House The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House", by the time he reached home. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife answered: "The f***ing funeral director"

05-22-2004, 11:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
splendra the girl can't help it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: splendraville Posts: 5,495 Blog Entries: 3	__________________ nice has a hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

05-22-2004, 01:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
dotcom Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: laughing at my avatar Posts: 1,636	bwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha amen to that! __________________ probably not.

05-22-2004, 01:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	Janet! Splendra, that avatar is amazing.

05-22-2004, 02:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
ted OH SH!T Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: RICHMOND,VIRGINIA- Posts: 1,655	:dead1: ouch. __________________ ... ... ...

05-22-2004, 06:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
tryinagain Hopefully Healing Up Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Sober, Forever Posts: 511	lol My wife who is also a member of this site bought me a t-shirt while shopping for my daughters prom. It says "I have the dick therefore I make the rules". I cracked up and understand what she means. It is ok to be a man and women need to understand that too. Wer are full of testerone and power, we dont really understand anything from any other standpoint than that. Its a guy thing. Roy __________________ You can get away with it for awhile, until it gets away with you.

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