20th Wedding Aniversary - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

True Blue · 05-22-2004, 10:55 AM

Husband and wife came in from celebrating their 20th wedding aniversary and retired for the evening.

A few hours later the wife awoke to find her husband missing from the bed.

She found him sitting at the kitchen table just sobbing.

She said, what in the world is wrong?

He replied, you remember when your father caught us together and said if I didn't marry you he'd see to it that I'd go to prison for twenty years?

Well I'd be getting out today!

spirit · 05-22-2004, 11:27 AM

hey janet i love that

my dad says that all the time, "you get less for murder" haha

hugs
kath

NOD · 05-23-2004, 06:14 AM

Hey Janet,
I've been "in" for 27 years. I got a "life" sentence! Unless you ask my wife, then it will be her that got life!
Jerry

05-22-2004, 10:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
True Blue Pray For Our Troops Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,138	20th Wedding Aniversary Husband and wife came in from celebrating their 20th wedding aniversary and retired for the evening. A few hours later the wife awoke to find her husband missing from the bed. She found him sitting at the kitchen table just sobbing. She said, what in the world is wrong? He replied, you remember when your father caught us together and said if I didn't marry you he'd see to it that I'd go to prison for twenty years? Well I'd be getting out today! __________________ Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles." Samuel Smiles

05-22-2004, 11:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
spirit spirit Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: perth,western australia Posts: 1,460	hey janet i love that my dad says that all the time, "you get less for murder" haha hugs kath __________________ spirit still here

05-23-2004, 06:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
NOD Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Climbing walls while sitting in a chair Posts: 213	Hey Janet, I've been "in" for 27 years. I got a "life" sentence! Unless you ask my wife, then it will be her that got life! Jerry __________________ You may see me tonight with an illegal smile. John Prine

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