This is kinda cute

[tryinagain]

This is a crack up

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You will get a kick out of this. My daughter made me laugh so hard I about cried. We went to the store in my car and she said "yep shes a hooptie". I started laughing (which I really needed to do) and asked her what a hooptie is. She proceeded to do the Jeff Foxworthy thing except replacing the redneck with a hooptie. Here is what she said.
1. If you have bulletholes in the back of the car, it is probably a hooptie.
2. If the entire passenger side of the windshield is cracked but the driver side is not, it could really be a hooptie.
3. If you turn on the fan and it makes a loud noise and the engine dies, it is definitely a hooptie.
4. If your windshield wipers have one speed (high) its gotta be a hooptie.
5. If your rear bumper and rear doors are smashed in but the front is not, its a hooptie.
6. If you can start your car without a key, its a hooptie.
7. If you have to bang on your dash to get the stereo to play again, gotta be a hooptie.
8. If you have two perfect hubcaps and the other two are missing, its a hooptie.
9. If your hood is a different color than the rest of the car and has no paint left, its a hooptie.
10. If you have to only go a half turn, back off pressure and then turn again to eventually get your window down....Hooptie.
11. If you can remove your stereo and cd player without disrupting the rest of the car, its a hooptie.
12. If it has all this and still can outrun everything on the road, it is a hooked-up hooptie.

Just like mine.
Peace and Prayers,
Roy