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Old 04-07-2004, 08:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He
decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and

watches to see what they do with the money.
>
> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this
to
be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>
> The man was impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set

of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
> Spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their
> future because she loves him so much.
>
> Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.
>
> Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
>
> Men are like that, you know.
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Old 04-07-2004, 08:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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