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04-07-2004, 08:21 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wish I knew
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| Viruses(adult)
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec or McAfee have any solutions for these yet!!! The Dubya Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb. The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. AND THE FAVORITE: The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . . then discards it through Windows |
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