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08-13-2011, 06:30 AM
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A mushroom walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a drink. Bartender responds, "I can't serve you, you're a mushroom". Mushroom replies "why not, I'm a fun gi". I know.
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08-13-2011, 07:54 PM
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Buggs Bunny. SORRY.
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08-29-2011, 06:33 PM
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The problem is not with people.........it is that lightning is not distributed properly. I think Mark Twain
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09-05-2011, 03:48 PM
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Confucious say a lion would not betray his wife but a tiger wood.
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09-14-2011, 08:26 AM
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Two men walk into a bar. Third one ducks in time. |
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09-16-2011, 05:56 AM
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
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09-20-2011, 03:06 PM
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I heard that on the Charlie Sheen roast on comedy central. If any of you have time it is VERY funny and has lots of drug and recovery jokes!
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10-11-2011, 09:03 PM
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Cowboy Jim appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s h - t out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Couple a minutes ago.'
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