Chinese Proverbs

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch butt should not bite
fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run
for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four
balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth!
but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon
find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no
piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but
one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get
there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change
clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often
catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.