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wingsfree · 11-11-2003, 06:16 PM

Fresh from the shower, she stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not
so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then
every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she gets a piece of toilet paper
and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
her breasts. "How long will this take?" she ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts
larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt,
didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
may even walk again.

Cecilia · 11-12-2003, 10:07 AM

Oh. So that explains what happened to my butt. LOL._

Poor Elvis musta misunderstood and rubbed his on his belly.

wingsfree · 11-12-2003, 10:09 AM

11-11-2003, 06:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
wingsfree Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Life Is Short Posts: 2,019	~~ The Miracle Of Toilet Paper ~~ Fresh from the shower, she stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she gets a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. __________________ *God provides the winds, but man must raise the sails........Saint Augustine*

11-12-2003, 10:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
wingsfree Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Life Is Short Posts: 2,019	__________________ *God provides the winds, but man must raise the sails........Saint Augustine*

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Cecilia Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 412	Oh. So that explains what happened to my butt. LOL._ Poor Elvis musta misunderstood and rubbed his on his belly.

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