| Big Bob and The Twins
"My name is John. While driving to work this morning I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was this woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup.
I glanced away for a few seconds, and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane still working on her eye liner.
It scared me so badly I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Kreme out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
DARN THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS!!!"
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11-09-2003, 12:28 PM
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