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Debbie · 08-23-2003, 06:20 AM

Making the rounds again I suppose since there is so much talk of viruses.

The Al Gore Virus
Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Clinton Virus
Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Ronald Reagan Virus
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

The Mike Tyson Virus
Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus
Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.

The Jack Kevorkian Virus
Deletes all old files.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus
Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus
Only attacks minor files.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

AND THE FAVORITE VIRUS IS

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . . .
then discards it through Windows

**Ann** · 08-23-2003, 06:43 AM

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08-23-2003, 06:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,016	Crazy Viruses Making the rounds again I suppose since there is so much talk of viruses. The Al Gore Virus Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Clinton Virus Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Ronald Reagan Virus Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Mike Tyson Virus Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb. The Jack Kevorkian Virus Deletes all old files. The Ellen Degeneres Virus Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus Only attacks minor files. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. AND THE FAVORITE VIRUS IS The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . . . then discards it through Windows

08-23-2003, 06:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	:clap :thumb :clap __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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