That's Amore!

[CAPTAINZING2000]

That's Amore!

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife
becomes stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight
Used his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has
A space gun with pizzazz,
That's a Moo ray....

A comedian-ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That smore.

When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's "No more!", eh?

[suki44883]

*groan*

[Ann]

A comedian-ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.

Therein lies the trap...I am old enough to know who Morey Amsterdam is. *sigh*

Good one, Zing. I'm printing that one out and plan to annoy my boss with it tomorrow.

[CAPTAINZING2000]

YouTube - The Dick Van Dyke Show Opening (1961)

[NeedingHelp7]

Wow....so many ways to say "amore".....I'm speechless.

[suki44883]

The Dick Van Dyke Show is my all-time favorite sitcom. Soooo funny and perfectly cast and the writing was fantastic!