The irishman and the mormon

[GoldenGutters]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked
for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a
drink.. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips.'

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
'Me, too, ......I didn't know we had a choice.!