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| JUST FOR TODAY Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lowell, MA
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OLD PEOPLE........... > > > > Nobody Believes Old People. Everyone thinks we are senile. > > > > An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled > > down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their sixtieth>wedding > > anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school. > > There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where > > he had carved "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, a bag of > > money falls out of an armored car practically at their feet. She quickly > > picks it up, but they don't know what to do with it so they take it > > home. There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars. The > > husband says, "We've got to give it back." She says, "Finders keepers." > > And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic. > > The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood > > looking for the money and show up at their home. They say, "Pardon me, > > but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car > > yesterday?" She says, "No." The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it > > up in the attic." She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile." > > But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. > > One says, "Tell us the story from the beginning." > > The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school > > yesterday..." > > The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "We're outta here!"
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| ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't....
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| Sharing Our Light Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake
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