WINTER IN Minnesota

[CAPTAINZING2000]

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening
To the radio during breakfast.. They heard the announcer say, "We are going
To have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
Even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are
Eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to12
Inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the
Street, so The snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again
Having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14
Inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
On so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the
Garage this time."

[justanothrdrunk]

Sorry, no room in the garage with the boat, snowmobiles, snowblower, lawn mower, motorcycle, 4-wheeler...

By the way, I need you to get rid of your gardening stuff. I need that 5 square feet in the garage to make room for the new jet-ski.

[CAPTAINZING2000]

At least you get snow

we just have 12 weeks of cold