Little old Lady With Two Plastic Bags

[historyteach]

Little Old Lady With Two Plastic Bags


A little old lady is trudging down the street, dragging two large plastic
garbage bags. Every once in a while a piece of currency slips through a tear in one of the bags

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, $20 bills are falling out of your
bag.'

'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I
can collect them. Thanks for the warning!'

'Well now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?' He
arches an eyebrow and asks teasingly, 'You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no!' says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right up against
the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans pee through the fence right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with my hedge clipper, and every time someone sticks his thingy through the fence, I grab hold of it and holler 'Twenty dollars or off it comes!''

''That seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'Okay, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?'

'Well, not everybody pays.


Shalom!

[Ann]

Ewww.

[CAPTAINZING2000]

you're a sick puppy

[historyteach]

Who, me???
Never... :

Shalom!

[nogard]

lol made me cross my legs

[espresso]