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Debbie · 07-25-2003, 01:07 PM

A group of Seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments:

"My arms have gotten so weak that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad that I can hardly see my coffee cup."

"I couldn't even punch out the chad at election time because my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" asked the fourth.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!"exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."

2stop · 07-25-2003, 01:12 PM

LOL!!!!!!

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-25-2003, 01:20 PM

:shades:

07-25-2003, 01:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,015	Seniors A group of Seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments: "My arms have gotten so weak that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad that I can hardly see my coffee cup." "I couldn't even punch out the chad at election time because my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third. "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" asked the fourth. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!"exclaimed another. "I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."

07-25-2003, 01:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,669	LOL!!!!!! __________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~

07-25-2003, 01:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	:shades: __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

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