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07-25-2003, 03:55 AM
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| I used to work here ;)  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :)
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| Someone was thinking.....
I was thinking about how the status symbols of today are those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. I was thinking about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust." I was thinking..... I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease.....when your chest is falling into your drawers! I was thinking about when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!" I was thinking about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wondered what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks? I was thinking about employment application blanks that ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . A Good Doctor! I was thinking about why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? |
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07-25-2003, 07:21 AM
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| ~Author of My Life~  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't....
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Those were great Deb!! 
__________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~  |
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07-25-2003, 07:58 AM
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| Sharing Our Light  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake
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Thanks Debbie for keeping me laughing
__________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~  |
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07-25-2003, 10:51 AM
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| Big kitty nose hugs  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World
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|  OMG!! I needed that!!
__________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~ |
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07-27-2003, 11:57 AM
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| I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :)
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I guess someone else was thinking....... <center>Marriage changes Passion, All of a sudden you're in bed with a relative I saw a Woman wearing a Tshirt that said "GUESS WHAT" So I said IMPLANTS? I dont do drugs anymore I get the same effect from just standing up I'm in my own little world, But its ok, they know me there I dont approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them elected I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!! How come we choose from just 2 people to be President of the United States and 50 for Miss America? Isnt having a smoking section in a restaurant, like having a peeing section In the swimming pool Why Is it that most nudists are people we dont wanna see naked?</center> |
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