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Debbie · 07-25-2003, 03:55 AM

I was thinking about how the status symbols of today are those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I was thinking about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust."

I was thinking..... I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease.....when your chest is falling into your drawers!

I was thinking about when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

I was thinking about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wondered what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

I was thinking about employment application blanks that ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . A Good Doctor!

I was thinking about why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

2stop · 07-25-2003, 07:21 AM

Those were great Deb!!

**Ann** · 07-25-2003, 07:58 AM

Thanks Debbie for keeping me laughing

Luckydog · 07-25-2003, 10:41 AM

your really funny....thanks for the laughs:>)

Lucky

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-25-2003, 10:51 AM

OMG!! I needed that!!

Debbie · 07-27-2003, 11:57 AM

I guess someone else was thinking.......

<center>Marriage changes Passion,
All of a sudden you're in bed with a relative

I saw a Woman wearing a Tshirt that said
"GUESS WHAT"
So I said IMPLANTS?

I dont do drugs anymore
I get the same effect from just standing up

I'm in my own little world,
But its ok, they know me there

I dont approve of political jokes,
I've seen too many of them elected

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect,
therefore I am perfect!!

How come we choose from just 2 people
to be President of the United States
and 50 for Miss America?

Isnt having a smoking section in a
restaurant, like having a peeing section
In the swimming pool

Why Is it that most nudists
are people we dont wanna see naked?</center>

HarryH · 07-27-2003, 06:07 PM

Laughter is certainly good for the souls. Thanks for the laughs.

Harry

Debbie · 07-27-2003, 06:17 PM

Sure is Harry

07-25-2003, 03:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,016	Someone was thinking..... I was thinking about how the status symbols of today are those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. I was thinking about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust." I was thinking..... I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease.....when your chest is falling into your drawers! I was thinking about when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!" I was thinking about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wondered what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks? I was thinking about employment application blanks that ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . A Good Doctor! I was thinking about why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

07-25-2003, 07:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,794	Those were great Deb!! __________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~

07-25-2003, 07:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	Thanks Debbie for keeping me laughing __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

07-25-2003, 10:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
Luckydog Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hometown, USA Posts: 50	your really funny....thanks for the laughs:>) Lucky __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Stand firm. ______________________________

07-25-2003, 10:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	OMG!! I needed that!! __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-27-2003, 11:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,016	I guess someone else was thinking....... <center>Marriage changes Passion, All of a sudden you're in bed with a relative I saw a Woman wearing a Tshirt that said "GUESS WHAT" So I said IMPLANTS? I dont do drugs anymore I get the same effect from just standing up I'm in my own little world, But its ok, they know me there I dont approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them elected I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!! How come we choose from just 2 people to be President of the United States and 50 for Miss America? Isnt having a smoking section in a restaurant, like having a peeing section In the swimming pool Why Is it that most nudists are people we dont wanna see naked?</center>

07-27-2003, 06:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
HarryH JUST FOR TODAY Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lowell, MA Posts: 104	Laughter is certainly good for the souls. Thanks for the laughs. Harry __________________ What I am is God's gift to me, What I make of myself, is my gift to Him.

07-27-2003, 06:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,016	Sure is Harry

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