Nursing Home

[soizan]

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around
> the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
> speed on the long corridors.
>
> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic ' the other
> residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
>
> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
> Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!' he shouted in a
> firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?'
>
> Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and
> held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>
> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
> popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of
> insurance?'
>
> Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
> him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
>
> As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of
> her, Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know-What' in his hand.
>
> Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again!'

[splendra]

you're bad

[chiynita]

Lol..