Parrots

[Peter]

A lady went to her priest one day and told him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest inquired.'

They say; 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?''

'How shocking!' the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. 'You
know, I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots which I
have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Jacob. My parrots can teach
yours to pray, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may well be the solution.' The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in the cage and immediately they cried out: 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed: 'Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!'

[grateful2b]

hahahahahah!!



ah, Peter, thanks once again...for making me laugh....

[bugsworth]

LOL Funny! I actually have a parrot...he says about 200 words and phrases...thank goodness he doesn't talk in front of strangers!