*Favre vs. Romo* - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

canuhearme · 07-26-2008, 12:12 PM

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Packers flag in the window.

'This house is yours for eternity, Brett,' said God. 'This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here.'

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole
with an enormous Cowboys flag, and in every window, a blue star.

Brett looked at God and said, 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but
I have a question. I was the league's all-time leader in pass
completions and a Hall of Famer.'

God said, 'So what do you want to know, Brett?'

'Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?'

God chuckled and said, 'Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house. It's mine.'

suki44883 · 07-26-2008, 12:35 PM

LOL! Love it! I'm going to copy that Cowboys banner if you don't mind!

Go Cowboys!!!

canuhearme · 07-26-2008, 12:50 PM

I don't mind at all!!

suki44883 · 07-26-2008, 12:57 PM

Thanks! There's another board where I am a member and there was quite the discussion yesterday between two guys about the Steelers v. Cowboys stats. I thought I'd post this little joke over there just to stir the pot a bit. Also, I copied the banner and am using it as my signature. Previously, I just had the Cowboy helmet and "GO COWBOYS." I think this banner is better! Thanks again!

canuhearme · 07-26-2008, 02:00 PM

have fun!!!

Toomutch · 07-26-2008, 02:40 PM

All I have to say is Go Broncos!

suki44883 · 07-26-2008, 02:48 PM

booooo!

Toomutch · 07-26-2008, 02:55 PM

What do you mean BOO. They are awesome, and a mile high.

Go Broncos!

suki44883 · 07-26-2008, 03:03 PM

LOL! Okay...I have nothing against the Broncos except the fact that they're not the Cowboys!

***MsPINKAcres*** · 07-28-2008, 11:37 AM

That's so funny!!

had to send it to my Brother & nephew in Dallas who are definitely Cowboy fans -

Thanks,
Rita
and my brother added this story

Here is one that I heard that you might enjoy (a true story)….

Tom Brokow (the NBC Anchor) attended the Superbowl with Tim Russert back in 1992 (Superbowl XXVII - Cowboys vs Bills). Tim before the game on Meet the Press said that God was on the Bill’s side. Tom said that he thought this was a little over the top. Tim said not at all that he was going all out. Lighting candles, praying the rosary, having Mass said for the Bill’s victory.

After the game (Cowboys win 52 – 17) Tom was walking out of the stadium with Tim, Tom looked at Tim and said, “You know what this proves don’t you?

God’s a Baptist.”

(ha ha ha- thought it was funny - not promoting any religious affiliations, please take no offense)

AliceinWndrland · 07-28-2008, 12:02 PM

I heard this one, but it was Tom Brady's house, not Romo's...

chippa · 07-28-2008, 12:37 PM

It was God's house, but it had New England flags on it- everyone knows God roots for the Pats

GO PATS

I just scored tickets to the pre-season game against Philly

canuhearme · 07-28-2008, 06:36 PM

I refuse to fight, but

Romo for President!!

07-26-2008, 12:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
canuhearme Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 384 Blog Entries: 3	*Favre vs. Romo* Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window. 'This house is yours for eternity, Brett,' said God. 'This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.' Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Cowboys flag, and in every window, a blue star. Brett looked at God and said, 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was the league's all-time leader in pass completions and a Hall of Famer.' God said, 'So what do you want to know, Brett?' 'Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?' God chuckled and said, 'Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house. It's mine.'

07-26-2008, 02:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Toomutch with a new light in my eyes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Littleton, Co. Posts: 3,178	All I have to say is Go Broncos! __________________ The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.

07-26-2008, 02:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
Toomutch with a new light in my eyes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Littleton, Co. Posts: 3,178	What do you mean BOO. They are awesome, and a mile high. Go Broncos! __________________ The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.

07-28-2008, 11:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
*MsPINKAcres* Living in a Pinkful Place Join Date: May 2006 Location: Louisiana Posts: 5,818	That's so funny!! had to send it to my Brother & nephew in Dallas who are definitely Cowboy fans - Thanks, Rita and my brother added this story Here is one that I heard that you might enjoy (a true story)…. Tom Brokow (the NBC Anchor) attended the Superbowl with Tim Russert back in 1992 (Superbowl XXVII - Cowboys vs Bills). Tim before the game on Meet the Press said that God was on the Bill’s side. Tom said that he thought this was a little over the top. Tim said not at all that he was going all out. Lighting candles, praying the rosary, having Mass said for the Bill’s victory. After the game (Cowboys win 52 – 17) Tom was walking out of the stadium with Tim, Tom looked at Tim and said, “You know what this proves don’t you? God’s a Baptist.” (ha ha ha- thought it was funny - not promoting any religious affiliations, please take no offense) __________________ ". . . let the understanding, love and peace of the program grow in you One Day at a Time." From the Al-Anon Suggested Closing It is very difficult to have a pity party when celebrating all the gratitude I have in my life! Last edited by MsPINKAcres; 07-28-2008 at 12:06 PM. Reason: added story

07-28-2008, 12:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
AliceinWndrland down the rabbit hole Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: near Boston, MA Posts: 321	I heard this one, but it was Tom Brady's house, not Romo's... __________________ Say it clearly and you make it beautiful, no matter what.

07-26-2008, 12:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
suki44883 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Somewhere Out There Posts: 9,090	LOL! Love it! I'm going to copy that Cowboys banner if you don't mind! Go Cowboys!!!

07-26-2008, 12:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
canuhearme Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 384 Blog Entries: 3	I don't mind at all!!

07-26-2008, 12:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
suki44883 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Somewhere Out There Posts: 9,090	Thanks! There's another board where I am a member and there was quite the discussion yesterday between two guys about the Steelers v. Cowboys stats. I thought I'd post this little joke over there just to stir the pot a bit. Also, I copied the banner and am using it as my signature. Previously, I just had the Cowboy helmet and "GO COWBOYS." I think this banner is better! Thanks again!

07-26-2008, 02:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
canuhearme Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 384 Blog Entries: 3	have fun!!!

07-26-2008, 02:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
suki44883 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Somewhere Out There Posts: 9,090	booooo!

07-26-2008, 03:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
suki44883 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Somewhere Out There Posts: 9,090	LOL! Okay...I have nothing against the Broncos except the fact that they're not the Cowboys!

07-28-2008, 12:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
chippa Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Milford MA Posts: 249	It was God's house, but it had New England flags on it- everyone knows God roots for the Pats GO PATS I just scored tickets to the pre-season game against Philly

07-28-2008, 06:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
canuhearme Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 384 Blog Entries: 3	I refuse to fight, but Romo for President!!

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