Subject: FW: The Importance of Walking

[CAPTAINZING2000]

Subject: FW: The Importance of Walking - HaHaHa!!!!



Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85

years old to spend an additional
5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear

heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out

what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

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Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

Rhode Island? *LOL*