Attraction

[CAPTAINZING2000]

ATTRACTION the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT1st SIGHT what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a manthat she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."

INTERESTING a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months
Together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY how attractive a given person appears to be is directlyproportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in

[WLDKATZ]

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[CAPTAINZING2000]

INDIFFERENCE a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."



guys have a hard time with this 1

[WLDKATZ]

EYE CONTACT a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.


that one right there gets me in SO MUCH trouble............LOL Most guys look at the big green eyes and can "read " me so easily.......I use that to my advantage too ......LOL


I try to look at everyone in the eye I have nothing to hide, most men see me as a challenge it is sometimes cool, sometimes not!

This was a good on Capt!

[zoolu58]

Us girls cause you guys so much trouble. Aww!!!

[CAPTAINZING2000]

specially from up north in IL.

[zoolu58]

Are you picking on us girls in Illinois?

[CAPTAINZING2000]

Just the ones from upstate