Bungee Jumping

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> Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day and Alice says to Frank,
> > "You know we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping
> > business in Mexico."
> >
> > Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
> > everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They
> > travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
> > constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and
> > more people gather to watch them at work.
> >
> > When they had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be
> > a good idea to give a demonstration, so Alice jumps.
> >
> > She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank
> > notices that she has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Frank
> > isn't able to catch her and she fa lls again, bounces, and comes back up
> > again.
> > This time, she is bruised and bleeding. Again, Frank misses her. Alice
> > falls again and bounces back up. This time, she comes back pretty messed
> > up
> > -
> > she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
> >
> > Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened???
> > Was the cord too long????"
> >
> > Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine...it
> > was the crowd! .... What the HELL is a Pinata?!"
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