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CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-19-2008, 03:47 PM

Subject: Tree Huggin'
Sensitivity: Confidential

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are
you doing?

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?

"Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped
his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it.

With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took
his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened
to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear
and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake..."

WLDKATZ · 02-19-2008, 04:04 PM

OMG I so cannot appreciate this the way I normally would...............my dad is going to crack UP!

GoldenGutters · 02-21-2008, 12:26 AM

d'oh lol

Kasey · 02-21-2008, 02:33 AM

mwahahahahahahaha. that was funny.

CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-21-2008, 03:35 PM

Don't Call Me Cupcake

02-19-2008, 03:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,452 Blog Entries: 1	Tree Hugger Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: Tree Huggin' Sensitivity: Confidential While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing? "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try? "Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake..." __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

02-19-2008, 04:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,455	OMG I so cannot appreciate this the way I normally would...............my dad is going to crack UP! __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

02-21-2008, 12:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
GoldenGutters less hippo, more rabbit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Concord, CA Posts: 1,809 Blog Entries: 1	d'oh lol __________________ 99% Bonobo, 1% trouble

02-21-2008, 03:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,452 Blog Entries: 1	Don't Call Me Cupcake __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

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02-21-2008, 02:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
Kasey Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oxnard, CA Posts: 38	mwahahahahahahaha. that was funny.

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