Sportsman's Double - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

soizan · 02-17-2008, 05:48 PM

A guy had an interesting experience recently involvingan "Older" woman he met at a bar. She looked prettydarn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit, andwhile they were chatting, she came right out and askedhim if he'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double" - a Motherand Daughter Threesome. He said no, but she might beable to talk him into it. So she slams back one lastdrink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into hiseyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night." So they go back to her place, she clicks on the halllight right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs,

best · 02-17-2008, 06:09 PM

Hey mom, Grab your walker, I found us another one *LOL*

soizan · 02-17-2008, 07:34 PM

Sorry, didn't copy last line -here's complete joke A guy had an interesting experience recently involvingan "Older" woman he met at a bar. She looked prettydarn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit, andwhile they were chatting, she came right out and askedhim if he'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double" - a Motherand Daughter Threesome. He said no, but she might beable to talk him into it. So she slams back one lastdrink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into hiseyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night." So they go back to her place, she clicks on the halllight right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"

02-17-2008, 05:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
soizan Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Deerfield, WI Posts: 147	Sportsman's Double A guy had an interesting experience recently involvingan "Older" woman he met at a bar. She looked prettydarn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit, andwhile they were chatting, she came right out and askedhim if he'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double" - a Motherand Daughter Threesome. He said no, but she might beable to talk him into it. So she slams back one lastdrink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into hiseyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night." So they go back to her place, she clicks on the halllight right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs, __________________

02-17-2008, 06:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	Hey mom, Grab your walker, I found us another one LOL __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

02-17-2008, 07:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
soizan Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Deerfield, WI Posts: 147	End of story Sorry, didn't copy last line -here's complete joke A guy had an interesting experience recently involvingan "Older" woman he met at a bar. She looked prettydarn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit, andwhile they were chatting, she came right out and askedhim if he'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double" - a Motherand Daughter Threesome. He said no, but she might beable to talk him into it. So she slams back one lastdrink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into hiseyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night." So they go back to her place, she clicks on the halllight right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?" __________________

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