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CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-14-2008, 10:04 PM

A sign of the times!

I Saw a billboard that said,

"Need help, call Jesus."
1-800-005-3787

..Out of curiosity I did....... 'A Mexican showed up with a
tow truck.'

**CatsPajamas** · 02-15-2008, 02:38 PM

LOL

Reminds me of a time when I had to read my sales staff's daily call notes for a trade show I managed. The woman who handled our international sales had a note in a client record that said "Called Jesus in response to his email. He was not available so left message with his secretary." Good gosh I laughed... I didnt realize Jesus sent emails and I darn sure didn't realize he had a secretary! However, I did know that Jesus is a fairly common name in Mexico...

**Ann** · 02-15-2008, 03:46 PM

That name throws me too,

utopia · 02-16-2008, 05:09 AM

hahahha, only doctor that never lost a patient xxxx thanks 4 the laugh hehe

02-14-2008, 10:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Need Help Call Jesus A sign of the times! I Saw a billboard that said, "Need help, call Jesus." 1-800-005-3787 ..Out of curiosity I did....... 'A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.' __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

02-15-2008, 02:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
CatsPajamas Forum Leader Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In my little piece of heaven Posts: 2,980	LOL Reminds me of a time when I had to read my sales staff's daily call notes for a trade show I managed. The woman who handled our international sales had a note in a client record that said "Called Jesus in response to his email. He was not available so left message with his secretary." Good gosh I laughed... I didnt realize Jesus sent emails and I darn sure didn't realize he had a secretary! However, I did know that Jesus is a fairly common name in Mexico... __________________ What other people think of me is really none of my business!

02-15-2008, 03:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	That name throws me too, __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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utopia Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 712	hahahha, only doctor that never lost a patient xxxx thanks 4 the laugh hehe __________________

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