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historyteach · 02-14-2008, 05:06 PM

THE CREMATED HUSBAND

MARTHA RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM CREMATED AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME. PICKING UP THE URN THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED HIM OUT ON THE PATIO TABLE.

THEN, WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE STARTED TALKING TO HIM....

"BOB, YOU KNOW THAT DISHWASHER YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY. " :>)

SHE PAUSED FOR A MINUTE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES THEN SAID, "BOB, REMEMBER THAT CAR YOU PROMISED ME? WELL, I ALSO BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!"

AGAIN, SHE PAUSED FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES SHE SAID, "BOB, THAT DIAMOND RING YOU PROMISED ME? BOUGHT IT TOO, WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!"

FINALLY, STILL TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE SAID, "BOB,
REMEMBER THAT BJ I PROMISED YOU?...

HERE IT COMES"
:rof

Shalom!

**Ann** · 02-14-2008, 06:16 PM

**CarolD** · 02-14-2008, 10:06 PM

Woosh!

tanyapmc · 02-14-2008, 10:10 PM

:rof

CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-14-2008, 10:12 PM

sounds like my ex

parentrecovers · 02-15-2008, 12:03 PM

lol!

**CatsPajamas** · 02-15-2008, 01:39 PM

LOVE IT

cats

WLDKATZ · 02-15-2008, 02:09 PM

me and my momma are still laughing dad wants to be creamated..........lol

Hugs and Prayers,
Pamm and Da Gurlz

02-14-2008, 05:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	The Cremated Husband THE CREMATED HUSBAND MARTHA RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM CREMATED AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME. PICKING UP THE URN THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED HIM OUT ON THE PATIO TABLE. THEN, WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE STARTED TALKING TO HIM.... "BOB, YOU KNOW THAT DISHWASHER YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY. " :>) SHE PAUSED FOR A MINUTE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES THEN SAID, "BOB, REMEMBER THAT CAR YOU PROMISED ME? WELL, I ALSO BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!" AGAIN, SHE PAUSED FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES SHE SAID, "BOB, THAT DIAMOND RING YOU PROMISED ME? BOUGHT IT TOO, WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!" FINALLY, STILL TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE SAID, "BOB, REMEMBER THAT BJ I PROMISED YOU?... HERE IT COMES" :rof Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

02-14-2008, 06:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	__________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

02-14-2008, 10:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
CarolD Forum Leader Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Serene In Dixie Posts: 34,835	Woosh! __________________ Each Day Sober Is A Victory!! Joy In AA Recovery!

02-14-2008, 10:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	sounds like my ex __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

02-15-2008, 12:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
parentrecovers let it grow! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: USA Posts: 15,536	lol! __________________

02-14-2008, 10:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
tanyapmc Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Nunyabusinessville, Texas Posts: 4,443 Blog Entries: 2	:rof

02-15-2008, 01:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
CatsPajamas Forum Leader Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In my little piece of heaven Posts: 2,980	LOVE IT cats __________________ What other people think of me is really none of my business!

02-15-2008, 02:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,455	me and my momma are still laughing dad wants to be creamated..........lol Hugs and Prayers, Pamm and Da Gurlz __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

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