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02-14-2008, 05:06 PM
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| To Life!  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island
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|  The Cremated Husband
THE CREMATED HUSBAND MARTHA RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM CREMATED AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME. PICKING UP THE URN THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED HIM OUT ON THE PATIO TABLE. THEN, WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE STARTED TALKING TO HIM.... "BOB, YOU KNOW THAT DISHWASHER YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY. " :>) SHE PAUSED FOR A MINUTE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES THEN SAID, "BOB, REMEMBER THAT CAR YOU PROMISED ME? WELL, I ALSO BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!"  AGAIN, SHE PAUSED FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES SHE SAID, "BOB, THAT DIAMOND RING YOU PROMISED ME? BOUGHT IT TOO, WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!"  FINALLY, STILL TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE SAID, "BOB, REMEMBER THAT BJ I PROMISED YOU?... HERE IT COMES" :rof Shalom!
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02-14-2008, 06:16 PM
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| Sharing Our Light  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake
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02-15-2008, 02:09 PM
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| Hell on Wheels  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI
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me and my momma are still laughing dad wants to be creamated..........lol Hugs and Prayers, Pamm and Da Gurlz
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