Small Kids

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Subject: Small kids


>
> RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)
>
> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday
> away from school.
>
> One child wrote the following:
>
> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to
> live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida .
> Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They
> ride around on their bicycles & wear name tags because they don't know who they
> are anymore.
>
> They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
> because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very
> well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with
> hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
> it. He watches all day so nobody
> can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.
> Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night
> --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll
> house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot
> luck.
>
> My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says
> I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment,
> I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can
> visit their grandchildren.
>
> ..... PRICELESS
>