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| ZING Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS
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A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: 'For being such an exemplary married couple and especially at this time, I will grant you each a wish.' 'Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband' . The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and TenThousand Dollars appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a minute and said: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart '. ' I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish. So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 year s old... The Moral of the story... Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember... Fairies are Female...
__________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD |
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| Sharing Our Light Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake
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Ditto
__________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~ |
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