Jesus is watching you

[Anodyne]

A burglar broke into a house one night after casing it for a few days, after the owners had left for a party.
Using a penlight,he made his way to the living room and was glad to see a great home entertainment system. He couldn't take the TV, but he liked the DVD burner/player and loved the Bose stereo system and the hundreds of DVD's and a PS3.

As he stepped towards the loot, he heard a voice speak
in the darkness, "Jesus is watching you."

He froze, his heart beating fast, waiting to be busted.

After a few minutes of silence, he took another step forward, and heard, again, "Jesus is watching you."

Again he froze, shining his pen light this way and that way, but could find no one.

After about ten minutes, he took another couple steps towards the loot, and again heard, "Jesus is watching you."

"ALL RIGHT!" the burglar yelled, looking around wildly, "Where are....oh..haha" he laughed as his light
fell on a parrot in a cage.

"Was that you talking, bird?" He asked.
"Yes, it was I" replied the parrot. "I'm Isaiah."

"Isaiah?" Muttered the burglar, "What kind of moron
names a parrot Isaiah?"

The parrot fluffed its feathers, cocked his head,
and said "The same kind of moron who names a rottweiler Jesus."