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01-17-2008, 06:34 PM
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| Administrator  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich.
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| The Fishing Trip
A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with an 8 Lb walleye on the first cast and a 7 Lb on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever walleye over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!' 'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!' The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just ******' with ya. She's dead. What'd you catch?'  |
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01-17-2008, 10:44 PM
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| Ending the Old Me. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Under a Rock
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I have one serious addiction in my life that I never intend to deal with - fishing! That was great - thanks for laugh, I needed it.
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01-17-2008, 10:48 PM
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| Hell on Wheels  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI
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I have always liked the casting part......and if I used cheese or sweet corn I will bate my own hooks......lol cant take it off or see the head if I am to eat it lol I am a sissy thanks Doug!!!! Pamm
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01-17-2008, 11:34 PM
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| Life the gift of recovery!  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Home is where the heart is
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Loved it, thanks Doug. Although I would have been catching bass.....lol
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