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06-11-2003, 01:58 PM
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| we're all mad here!  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: a padded room with bars
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One In A Zillion... A San Francisco woman gives birth to a baby, and shortly afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman says, "A hermaphrodite? what's that???" The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er...features...of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it has a penis... and a brain?"
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06-11-2003, 02:00 PM
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| Big kitty nose hugs  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World
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LMAO!!!!! 
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