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|06-10-2003, 04:41 AM||#1 (permalink)|
I used to work here ;)
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :)
Momma Taught Me
This fellow was walking down the street, when he met his buddy. His buddy had two black eyes, so he said to him, "How did you get those two black eyes?"
"Well, we were in church Sunday, and when we stood up to sing a hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up in her buns. So, being the gentleman I am, I reached down, and pulled the dress free. She turned around, and hit me between the eyes," he replied.
His friend said, "You mean to tell me that woman hit you so hard it blacked both eyes?"
"No, said his friend, but when we stood back up to sing another hymn, I tucked it back up in there for her."
|06-10-2003, 09:36 AM||#3 (permalink)|
Big kitty nose hugs
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Center of The World
Love In Spirit,
Where my heart is.......
"Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In,
Never, Never, Never."
~~Sir Winston Churchill~~
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