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Debbie · 06-10-2003, 04:41 AM

This fellow was walking down the street, when he met his buddy. His buddy had two black eyes, so he said to him, "How did you get those two black eyes?"

"Well, we were in church Sunday, and when we stood up to sing a hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up in her buns. So, being the gentleman I am, I reached down, and pulled the dress free. She turned around, and hit me between the eyes," he replied.

His friend said, "You mean to tell me that woman hit you so hard it blacked both eyes?"

"No, said his friend, but when we stood back up to sing another hymn, I tucked it back up in there for her."

**Ann** · 06-10-2003, 05:48 AM

SkyIsFalling42 · 06-10-2003, 09:36 AM

06-10-2003, 04:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,016	Momma Taught Me This fellow was walking down the street, when he met his buddy. His buddy had two black eyes, so he said to him, "How did you get those two black eyes?" "Well, we were in church Sunday, and when we stood up to sing a hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up in her buns. So, being the gentleman I am, I reached down, and pulled the dress free. She turned around, and hit me between the eyes," he replied. His friend said, "You mean to tell me that woman hit you so hard it blacked both eyes?" "No, said his friend, but when we stood back up to sing another hymn, I tucked it back up in there for her."

06-10-2003, 05:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 29,800	__________________ Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky. ~Tagore

06-10-2003, 09:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	__________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

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